The Blah! Party manifesto is a rolling list of policies and objectives written by the people who count… YOU.
In true democratic style, we campaign for/against whatever the majority wants sorting out: from Iraq to seagulls.
We'll count up the votes for each policy, and introduce new ones as suggested by you. So put forward your suggestions. We list all the best suggestions on the site here.
Tell us what gets your goat and we'll get on its case!
1. Should we distance ourselves from the USA now Brown is PM?
Well, it's time for a new era in British politics. We hope so anyway! Tony Blah! has finally handed the reins over to Gordy and all the papers seem to be talking about how he's 'ringing the changes'. Surely this is the perfect opportunity for Britain to take a step back from the US and concentrate on what's right for the people of this country, rather than right for America?
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2. Should London bring back the Routemaster bus?
Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, Beafeaters and the changing of the guard - all globally recognised symbols of Britain. As was the red, double decker, Routemaster bus, which was taken out of service at the end of 2005 after almost half a century on London's roads. Bring back the Routemaster bus! It's a national institution!
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3. Should the government revise its plans to close down local blood centres?
The government plans to close down local blood centres, leaving only three for the whole of England. As an example, the north of England is currently served by the Leeds, Manchester, Sheffield and Newcastle centres. The new plan will close three and leave only Manchester. Not only does this mean that loyal and skilled NHS staff are being thrown on the scrap heap, but worse still, this is putting peoples lives at risk as getting blood to the hospitals in enough time to save lives cannot be guaranteed.
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4. Should seagulls be given contraception?
These huge greedy birds are rapidly becoming a national menace. Living in close proximity to humans has made these creatures increasingly bold - we've all seen the blooming things harassing kids with bags of chips and the like. We certainly don't believe in cruelty to animals, but surely some strategically placed seagull snacks with a little added contraceptive would reduce the numbers to a more reasonable level?
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